Just heard on the grapevine that they are going to ship a special "Java enabled" plot-line as one of the extras on the Star Wars Episode III DVD. Trailer attached.
For over a thousand generations the casting knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the old JDK. Before the dark times. Before the Tiger!
(You can view the real Episode III trailer at http://www.starwars.com/episode-iii/release/trailer/teaser.html .)