Hadn’t heard this one before:
Two ints and a Float are in a bar. They spot an attractive Double on her own. The first int walks up to her. “Hey, baby”, he says, “my VM or yours”. She slaps him and he walks back dejected.
The second int walks over. “Hey, cute-stuff, can I cook your Beans for breakfast”. After a quick slapping, he too walks back.
The Float then ambles over casually. “Were those two primitive types bothering you?”, he remarks.
“Yes. I’m so glad you’re here”, she says. “They just had no Class!”

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That’s pretty good! I don’t know many people that would get it, but I do know a few…
Fantastic, i had never heard that one before. Good find.
Too bad int.class is valid in java
And what java.lang.Integer.TYPE ?:)
WTF?! WTFF?! I’m going to kill myself.
This reminds me of an interview question I once got asked:
"If you were a Java type, what would you be?".
I answered with a "Long".
How about you, Matt?
Two Threads walk into a Bar. The first Thread approaches the Barman, and orders a Double for his stack. The second Thread runs out.
ooops,
InterruptedException // to be continued…;)
That sucks.
Es el peor chiste que he oido en mi vida,
That’s the worst joke have ever heard.
Es el peor chiste que he oido en mi vida,
That’s the worst joke have ever heard.
Much better than "funny, you don’t look Viewish…"
This bar obviosly does not support autoboxing !!!
Man thats really cool