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[joke] Two ints and a Float are in a bar…

# 2004-06-23 12:11:44 -0400 | Java | 13 Comments

Hadn’t heard this one before:

Two ints and a Float are in a bar. They spot an attractive Double on her own. The first int walks up to her. “Hey, baby”, he says, “my VM or yours”. She slaps him and he walks back dejected.

The second int walks over. “Hey, cute-stuff, can I cook your Beans for breakfast”. After a quick slapping, he too walks back.

The Float then ambles over casually. “Were those two primitive types bothering you?”, he remarks.

“Yes. I’m so glad you’re here”, she says. “They just had no Class!”

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13 Responses to this entry:

  1. 2004-06-23 03:44:14 -0400 # Dave M. Says:

    That’s pretty good! I don’t know many people that would get it, but I do know a few… :)

  2. 2004-06-23 08:55:41 -0400 # Alan Williamson Says:

    Fantastic, i had never heard that one before. Good find.

  3. 2004-06-23 11:20:03 -0400 # Bart Says:

    Too bad int.class is valid in java :)

  4. 2004-06-23 14:13:21 -0400 # Jarda Says:

    And what java.lang.Integer.TYPE ?:)

  5. 2004-06-23 16:23:06 -0400 # Chip Says:

    WTF?! WTFF?! I’m going to kill myself.

  6. 2004-06-24 13:28:40 -0400 # Nick Pellow Says:

    This reminds me of an interview question I once got asked:

    "If you were a Java type, what would you be?".
    I answered with a "Long".
    How about you, Matt?

  7. 2004-06-24 14:39:35 -0400 # Nick Pellow Says:

    Two Threads walk into a Bar. The first Thread approaches the Barman, and orders a Double for his stack. The second Thread runs out.

    ooops,
    InterruptedException // to be continued…;)

  8. 2004-06-28 14:19:13 -0400 # Will Smith Says:

    That sucks.

  9. 2004-08-13 10:31:08 -0400 # kulinux Says:

    Es el peor chiste que he oido en mi vida,

    That’s the worst joke have ever heard.

  10. 2004-08-13 10:31:25 -0400 # kulinux Says:

    Es el peor chiste que he oido en mi vida,

    That’s the worst joke have ever heard.

  11. 2004-09-02 18:48:11 -0400 # brian Says:

    Much better than "funny, you don’t look Viewish…"

  12. 2004-09-16 12:50:22 -0400 # Mileta Says:

    This bar obviosly does not support autoboxing !!!

  13. 2004-10-01 15:13:53 -0400 # Javed Mandary Says:

    Man thats really cool :)

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