[joke] Two ints and a Float are in a bar…

Hadn’t heard this one before:

Two ints and a Float are in a bar. They spot an attractive Double on her own. The first int walks up to her. “Hey, baby”, he says, “my VM or yours”. She slaps him and he walks back dejected.

The second int walks over. “Hey, cute-stuff, can I cook your Beans for breakfast”. After a quick slapping, he too walks back.

The Float then ambles over casually. “Were those two primitive types bothering you?”, he remarks.

“Yes. I’m so glad you’re here”, she says. “They just had no Class!”

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  • http://www.metzener.com/chalkboard Dave M.

    That’s pretty good! I don’t know many people that would get it, but I do know a few… :)

  • http://alan.blog-city.com/ Alan Williamson

    Fantastic, i had never heard that one before. Good find.

  • Bart

    Too bad int.class is valid in java :)

  • Jarda

    And what java.lang.Integer.TYPE ?:)

  • Chip

    WTF?! WTFF?! I’m going to kill myself.

  • Nick Pellow

    This reminds me of an interview question I once got asked:

    "If you were a Java type, what would you be?".
    I answered with a "Long".
    How about you, Matt?

  • Nick Pellow

    Two Threads walk into a Bar. The first Thread approaches the Barman, and orders a Double for his stack. The second Thread runs out.

    ooops,
    InterruptedException // to be continued…;)

  • Will Smith

    That sucks.

  • kulinux

    Es el peor chiste que he oido en mi vida,

    That’s the worst joke have ever heard.

  • kulinux

    Es el peor chiste que he oido en mi vida,

    That’s the worst joke have ever heard.

  • brian

    Much better than "funny, you don’t look Viewish…"

  • Mileta

    This bar obviosly does not support autoboxing !!!

  • Javed Mandary

    Man thats really cool :)

  • Guest

    Why would they bother? Double is the type version of a fat chick. :p