[joke] Two ints and a Float are in a bar…

Hadn’t heard this one before:

Two ints and a Float are in a bar. They spot an attractive Double on her own. The first int walks up to her. “Hey, baby”, he says, “my VM or yours”. She slaps him and he walks back dejected.

The second int walks over. “Hey, cute-stuff, can I cook your Beans for breakfast”. After a quick slapping, he too walks back.

The Float then ambles over casually. “Were those two primitive types bothering you?”, he remarks.

“Yes. I’m so glad you’re here”, she says. “They just had no Class!”

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13 Comments

  1. Dave M.
    Posted June 23, 2004 at 3:44 am | Permalink

    That’s pretty good! I don’t know many people that would get it, but I do know a few… :)

  2. Alan Williamson
    Posted June 23, 2004 at 8:55 am | Permalink

    Fantastic, i had never heard that one before. Good find.

  3. Bart
    Posted June 23, 2004 at 11:20 am | Permalink

    Too bad int.class is valid in java :)

  4. Jarda
    Posted June 23, 2004 at 2:13 pm | Permalink

    And what java.lang.Integer.TYPE ?:)

  5. Chip
    Posted June 23, 2004 at 4:23 pm | Permalink

    WTF?! WTFF?! I’m going to kill myself.

  6. Nick Pellow
    Posted June 24, 2004 at 1:28 pm | Permalink

    This reminds me of an interview question I once got asked:

    "If you were a Java type, what would you be?".
    I answered with a "Long".
    How about you, Matt?

  7. Nick Pellow
    Posted June 24, 2004 at 2:39 pm | Permalink

    Two Threads walk into a Bar. The first Thread approaches the Barman, and orders a Double for his stack. The second Thread runs out.

    ooops,
    InterruptedException // to be continued…;)

  8. Will Smith
    Posted June 28, 2004 at 2:19 pm | Permalink

    That sucks.

  9. kulinux
    Posted August 13, 2004 at 10:31 am | Permalink

    Es el peor chiste que he oido en mi vida,

    That’s the worst joke have ever heard.

  10. kulinux
    Posted August 13, 2004 at 10:31 am | Permalink

    Es el peor chiste que he oido en mi vida,

    That’s the worst joke have ever heard.

  11. brian
    Posted September 2, 2004 at 6:48 pm | Permalink

    Much better than "funny, you don’t look Viewish…"

  12. Mileta
    Posted September 16, 2004 at 12:50 pm | Permalink

    This bar obviosly does not support autoboxing !!!

  13. Javed Mandary
    Posted October 1, 2004 at 3:13 pm | Permalink

    Man thats really cool :)

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