Hadn’t heard this one before: Two ints and a Float are in a bar. They spot an attractive Double on her own. The first int walks up to her. “Hey, baby”, he says, “my VM or yours”. She slaps him and he walks back dejected. The second int walks over. “Hey, cute-stuff, can I cook your Beans for breakfast”. After [...]
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# 2004-06-04 23:40:34 -0400 | Java | No CommentsThe question is, will it be a compacting garbage collector…
Real garbage colletion, developer style
# 2004-06-01 10:59:39 -0400 | Java | 1 CommentThe question is, will it be a compacting garbage collector…
