Ivan was right, of course; my previous googlewhack was not a proper whack at all. And neither is this one; but it is a little closer (this was from the same day).
Search for "java", and get a Sponsored Link to MS VS .NET. (Sourced by BPH.)
This is an interesting article about CAPPS (Computer-Aided Passenger Pre-Screening) and computer-stored personal data in general (sourced from slashdot).
The number of stupid ways people come up with for using computers never ceases to amaze me.